when u pass the candy section in the drug store
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”
Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”
There is no in between.
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
i want to form a band called ‘the homeless’ and when my band get’s haters and they’ll say ‘omfg i hate the homeless’ everybody else will be like wtf what kind of sick person are you how dare you but without them knowing that ‘the homeless’ is actually my awesome band
SO HAPPY WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO “A” IS!!
- alaska where you at bitch
- a shit-ton of katherines
- paper-ass towns
- holy fucking shit another will grayson
- fuck you stars
And now we wait until John Green finds this